The Constitution of Sex 

We The People in Order to form more perfect Unions, establish consent, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense against disease, promote the general romance, and secure the blessings of birth control to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution of Sex.

Article. I.

Section. 1.  All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a couple, which shall consist of a Woman and a Man.  Or a woman who thinks she is a man.  Or two men who think they are women get the point.

Section. 2. The alleged Woman, in fact, being that she is the treasury, shall rule.

Section. 3. The Man's power derives from his ability to make the woman, or woman in fact, think that she rules.

Section. 4. The times, places and manner of holding erections shall be prescribed in each hand hitherto and held by the woman.  Should the Man desire to have an erection held he must duly consent to the articles of said constitution.   

Section. 5. Intercourse between the two parties may only occur upon mutual consent.  All aberrant forms of intercourse, including but not limited to: Bestiality, Sadomasochism, Fetishes, etc., also require mutual consent and must not be deemed injurious to either party.  Unless, of course, either party expressly consents to said injurious behavior.

Section. 6. All intercourse must be lawful.

Section. 7. Every Bill which shall have passed the House shall be forthwith introduced to Ms. Lewinsky and a general erection shall be held.   

Section. 8.The woman shall have power to lay the man who will have duties regards the woman's pleasure.  The Woman, in kind, will be appropriately appreciative.  

Section. 9. All cheating, defined herein as intercourse with prohibited third parties, is summarily prohibited.

Section. 10.  Bearing of false witness in all matters pertaining to said intercourse is expressly disallowed.

Article. II.

Section. 1. The executive power shall be vested in a Man.  He shall be duly authorized to hold his own erection should the Woman not be available, alternatively the woman should willfully consent to hold the aforementioned erection upon request. 

Section. 2.  By executive power all dysfunction of intercourse shall be adequately assessed and all means necessary will be ordered to maintain said intercourse relationship.  

Section. 3.  Any individual convicted of rape, incest, or other intercourse related offense shall be banned and prohibited from all rules and conventions as outlined in this Constitution of Sex.

Section. 4.  Sincere caring, regards general welfare of others, shall remain the primary pre-requisite for application of this document.

Article III.

Section. 1.  The judicial power shall be vested in one supreme Woman.  She shall be the final office of appeal and, unless otherwise specified, she shall at least be made to feel as though, in all matters of conflict, she successively obtained the preverbal "final word."

Section. 2.  All intercourse related activities proceed only after adequate judicial review.  All necessary pre-requisite items such as flowers, dinners, songs , poems, candy, etc. must meat judicial review.  All honest efforts must be deemed valid in regards to the proper treatment of adequate "Romance" as defined herein.

Section. 3. In the event that either party shall be convicted of high treason, all rights and privileges regards said document will be considered null and void.

Article. IV.

Section. 1.  The formation of new individuals shall require due process and be approved only by unanimous vote and with proper allowance for ability to finance and protect and otherwise care for said individual.

Section. 2.  All new individuals remain secondary to the primacy of the intercourse relationship between the principles, ie. the Woman and the Man.

Section. 3.  The rhythm method and all related silly methods shall be deemed illegal in all territories. 

Section. 4.  Protection against the formation of new individuals shall be discussed in advance of all intercourse and intercourse like exchanges.  As well, protection against all related disease shall be equally discussed in advance of all intercourse related exchanges.

Article. V.

The Man and the Woman in intimate counsel may set new Articles as they see fit.  All such articles require due process and unanimous vote

Article. VI.

All religions will be respected but all taboos regards intercourse will be considered null and void.  This document represents the new set of rules for such enterprise.

Article. VII.

The ratification of the conventions of the state of good feeling, shall be sufficient for the establishment of this constitution between the Man and Woman so ratifying the same.

The Word, ""is," being interlined between whether or not you lied about getting yourself some on the side as used in Article 1, section 1.


Attest Morgan Levy Secretary

done in convention by the unanimous consent of both parties present the Seventh day of May in the year of our lord two thousand eleven.  In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,


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